Sells House, Buys Van
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ENDLESS SUMMER STUNNERS
Introducing Endless Summer Stunners. When wanderlust fills your heart, search for the perfect wave. Hopscotch the globe for a year, chasing the summer, so it feels neverending.
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NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
5 AU/NZ LENS CATEGORY INFO
INTRODUCING SELLS HOUSE, BUYS VAN.
What's the big deal, brah? A van is basically a house with wheels. And searching for the perfect wave is basically a job. You wake up early and put on a uniform (a wetsuit and sunnies). Then you go to the office (the ocean) and get your frickin' grind on. So what if there's no money? The only currency you need...is the current sea. Boom. Sell your house and buy a van, brah. It's legit worth it, brah. Do it now, brah.
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