Apollo-Gize For Nothing

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Dear goodr,

This is the Brand Stewardship Team for Apollo. The copy is so far off-brand we can’t really provide feedback. Our legal team would never sign off on things like "blocking Apollo's harmful sun rays," calling his lyre skils "mediocre," and saying he should give all goodr employees "free medicine for life." We also object to this part: "Apollo's the god of the sun, archery, healing, music, AND truth? More like the god of overcompensating for having a small dong." Start fresh with new copy. We understand goodr is a playful brand with cheeky comments and copy, but it needs to be in line with Apollo's standards, or we will smite you.

Sincerely, The Brand Stewardship Team for Apollo

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